Hello there, my name's Sam! You've obviously stumbled upon my blog somehow, so now I'd like to ask you to stay and take a look around :)
This morning at school, I was outside chilling with some people because there was an assembly and ain’t nobody got time for dat. So I was with two girls who are both in relationships, but only one of their boyfriends’ was with them. One of the girls (the one who’s boyfriend wasn’t there) says that her and him got into a huge fight last night, and then the other girl goes “Oh yeah, us too.”
Then they kinda both just like looked at me, and I didn’t know what to say so I was like “Me and Kaleb had phone sex last night…” cause like, that’s what we did. Well, facebook sex. Like, sexting only through facebook chat because he doesn’t have a cell phone. But phone sex is close enough.
Anyways, so after I say that they’re both kinda just like “Oh…” and continue on with telling us about their fights in great detail. But the boyfriend gives me this look like, I don’t know how to describe it but I knew he wished that he was having phone sex too, instead of fighting.
I’ve literally wanted a pet rat for like two years now but have never gotten one, just because of money and I have a cat, and I just had to think about it real good. It was always something I said I would do when I was older, and had my own place or whatever.
But just yesterday I decided that I really fucking wanted a rat and I was gonna go ahead and get one. My boyfriend has a hairless rat, and in a weird, ugly way it’s really cute. It just makes me want one (but with hair).
Anyways, I never bothered asking my dad if it was okay because I just kinda assumed it would be. I didn’t expect him to be so against it at all, to be honest, and when he was completely against it… Well, it broke my heart honestly.
Can someone just be friends with me and discuss deep things like how much the government sucks and how it’s stupid that women can’t walk around topless? Someone be a hippie with me!!